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chompassion

When you feel bad for someone going through a rough time and the only way you can think of to cheer them up is to offer them food.
Brendan: Dylan seems really stressed out lately.
Fred: Yeah, I think he's dealing with some family drama. I might show him some chompassion and bake him a cake.
by lazarusonline March 22, 2020
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Compassionate quasi-libertarian

A dilettante who is interested in libertarianism, but would more often than not break with the philosophy, politics, and economics of libertarianism for supposed compassionate reasoning ; that comes from an opposing camp. They're a believer in the political doctrine that is libertarianism which emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy and in personal behavior where no one’s rights are being violated or threatened. Yet they are quick to cede their beliefs to appease opposing camps or to maintain supposed good optics.

This compassionate quasi-libertarian is oft associated with girouettism The practice of frequently altering one's views and opinions to follow current trends, bandwagonism The tendency to jump on the bandwagon, i.e. to join a craze or trend, sometimes for profit, or with someone who is dangerously softhearted or affrighted to argue into the weeds about into the trade offs, consequentialism, rule utilitarianism, etc.
The compassionate quasi-libertarian was scared to mention the third variable effect where this "Z" that wasn't mentioned in the study the debaters were discussing was more likely to influence "A" rather than "B" that was mentioned in the study, but the compassionate qusai-libertarian was scarred that he'd be accused of not wanting to help "A"; albeit, in his heart he believes that intervening with "B" wouldn't help "A" and if only the got around to intervening with "Z" instead of "B" than everything would be swell.
by MoribundMurdoch August 30, 2020
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compassionate conservative

1. Compassionate conservative is an oxymoron; George W. Bush is just a moron.
2. Mike M. from our school
3. National Socialist
4. Fascist
5. Mussolini
"That's just frankly despicable." - Mike M.
by 8R4193N May 29, 2004
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Compassionate Conservative

A sentence that does not exist in the English language.
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cumpassionate

having strong desire to see, taste, experience semen
Joe: Lisa why are you so cumpassionate?

Lisa: (slurp slurp)
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 14, 2008
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Compassion

To have both of your pinky fingers missing.
John looked down at his hand. Upon seeing the stub where he once had a pinky finger, he remembered compassion
by GeneralPig13 January 1, 2012
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compassion

Compasssion is when yo friend needs to shave her legs so you drop a duke in a different bathroom so she don't have to bask in yo glory.
Dropping a duke elsewhere showed a lot of compassion.
by Johnnie V. July 31, 2016
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