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Yahoo Comments

The comments that are found at the bottom of every article written by Yahoo Staff. In this section, you would expect to see feedback RELEVANT to the article that was intelligent and constructive. But like any comments section on any website these days, it is polluted by the usual suspects:

1. The Critic: The person who instead of critiquing the article, attacks the writer and their abilities. Comments like these are generally common towards Yahoo writer Chris Chase.

2. The Political Nut Job: These ones I hate the most. It is the guy/girl who turns an article that is completely unrelated to politics, and works up some conspiracy involving the article subject and one or more of the following: 9/11, George W. Bush, Obama, Republicans, Democrats, Tea Party, The Economy, Health care reform, Tax-Cuts,etc,etc...you get the idea

3. The Racist: Usually tries to associate the subject matter into some form of racism (Usually involving Obama too).

4. Spam: Close to 25% of Yahoo's comments anymore. Usually deal with date sites, crappy porno sites, etc.

5. The Illegible Writer: This one is just annoying as fuck. Someone who writes a comment which could have potential, but is marred by the god-awful grammar. And I'm not just talking about things like using "u" instead of you.
Some typical examples of Yahoo Comments:

1. The only thing worse than this economy is Yahoo's writers.

2. Well its very touching that the soldier was re-united with his wife, but it would've have happened if George Bush didn't send us to Iraq. He's the true criminal in all this! He staged 9/11 and planned for our economy to fail.

3. Yo man that's straight up racist man! Just another example of the white man keeping us down.

4. OMG I'm like 26 years old and hot, sexy, and single. I just met this guy through www.datenow.com VERY EASY to use and you will meet your soulmate within a click of your mouse!

5. liek i wuz ageein wit wut he sayd butt i beleeve that tacts cuts r gr8t 4 the economy
by WackyJack December 10, 2010
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A comment section is a place of gather between all ages. In the comment section, everyone is here to fight TOGETHER. FIght for the single goal of destroying each other. Together! Together we stand to argue and create a toxic environment.
"The Comments Section is a really beautiful example of humanity." -Said no one ever.
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The only place where a friendly comment can start a flamewar
Person: Ah, I would have to say this is one of the best videos I watched. 10/10
Other Person: FUCK YOU GO SUCK A CHODE KYS FAGGOT

Youtube Comments are just a worthless gutter of trolling and stupidity.
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The worst place to be in. And the land of unfunny memes.
For example, The Youtube comments section is now like:

zoom: exists

discord: ima end this man whole career
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The one thing on YouTube you have to be really cautious about, it's full of whiny bitches and a few smart people or know it alls, if you say something that looks dum or smart, there will be people spamming your comment and it will make you tear your hair out
Guy 1: This singer sucks, I hate it

YouTube Commenter: your so dum gtfo

Guy 1: I hate YouTube comments (types it on his comment)

Guy 2: hypocrite
by ReaperOfDefinitions February 29, 2016
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A cesspit of waste.

If the YT comments section isn't filled with stupid overused memes, it's full of unpleasant people who like to argue something outta nothing and then vigorously insult people for not sharing their opinion. It's either one or the other, so choose your poison I guess.
I love watching vsauce but my god are the Youtube comments section an utter mess to look at. Instead of being normal people and having real discussions, people just spam the comments with low-effort memes that pokes fun at the video in a meta way.
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Those things under the video that are usually rasist, sexist, or they use words like gay fag or slut. but sometimes you can find that one diamond in the rough, the gem comment which is written by a person who knows what they are taking about and doesnt make rude comments or stupid assumptions.
Not a good Youtube comments: WOW!!!! what a fag ur so stupid stoop makeing vids u whore

get a life!

come to my channel i am supr funny!
by thatshortkid November 3, 2010
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