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East Coasting

When a man walks up to his best friend and punches his buddy hard enough to cause him to fall on his back and be in a dazed state (but not unconscious). While he is dazed you proceed to strip his pants and hand-jerk him off.
So the other day I was east coasting Travis, totally caught him by surprise.
by Jeremy the Jew September 25, 2008
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comcastian

Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.
Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!
by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017
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free coasting

Used to describe a situation when one (particularly a male) purposely refuses to wear underwear under one’s pants.
Girl 1: “That guy’s dick bulge is soooo big”

Girl 2: “Meh. He’s probably free coasting
by KDabi June 26, 2018
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comcastic

a stupid word made up by someone at comcast to try and get people to buy their products
wow thats comcastic, ick
by bluekangaroo December 28, 2005
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Composting

Composting is a sexual act, originated by the Mormons, where a man places his penis inside a woman’s rectum and remains still without thrusting. Similar to “Soaking”, composting is a sexual outlet deemed acceptable for unmarried Mormon couples. Whilst composting, it is a sin for either partner to initiate frictional stimulation or orgasm.

Recently, composting has been adopted by certain homosexual subcultures and loose women.
1. Jebediah and Hannah enjoyed spending romantic time composting together prior to their wedding.

2. Composting is first base for Sarey. She has composted half of Salt Lake City.
by Jebediah T July 21, 2011
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Coasting

The game of 2+ players in which the players stand in a circle with a bottle of water and throw it to each other. The aim of the game is to make the bottle flow smoothly through the air with no sudden, jerky movements. Nobody ever loses, but players gain reputation by performing transactions with utter steeze.

Variations of the game include:
-Hardcore Coasting (with the bottle cap off)
-Freestyle Coasting (performing beautiful tricks with the bottle)
-Here comes the pain (A skill-off in which players have 4 lives corresponding to each word in the game's title. This is a similar game to S.K.A.T.E.)
Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna coast for a bit?"
Person 2: "Yeah lets try and beat our last run!"
Person 3: "Hey guys, I'm up for some freestyle coasting"
Person 1: "Sorry dude, not this time, your steeze is wack"
by AlphaMayell April 21, 2010
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Mortal Combatting

When your girl is giving you head and right before you bust she yells "FINISH HIM!" and you blast in her mouth. She flies back and plays dead on the floor while you FINISH on her chest, face, etc...
Hey, are you into Mortal Combatting?
by Brasher357 December 16, 2015
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