that one kid with a rolling backpack in elementary, that one kid who didn't eat the crust on his sandwich, that one kid who watched logan and jake paul, that one kid who only eats the bran out of lucky charms
colten is a fuckin idiot
by totally not reaperandthebois September 12, 2021
Get the colten mug.Self believed savior. One who is righteous without example or cause. See also; douchebag. Most likely the only biological male capable of pregnancy.
Person 1: Did you see how impressively I accomplished that?!
Person 2: Stop being a Colten, all you did was take the garbage out and ripped the bag trying to get out the door.
Person 2: Stop being a Colten, all you did was take the garbage out and ripped the bag trying to get out the door.
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The act of repeating a stupid phrase or sound from a meme when someone asks you why you are doing something stupid.
Dude, I was talking to Ean and when I asked him why he wasn’t online yesterday he just said “BRUH” and didn’t answer my question. He was fucking Coltening.
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Get the Colten mug.Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.
Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
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