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Colonial eroticism

Sexual arousal caused by any real or perceived vestige of colonialism or slavery between partners.
Blake experienced colonial eroticism while Shaniqua was giving him head.
by TommyIce January 7, 2015
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colonial hills

A small part of worthington Ohio where if you walk down the street in a hoodie you could get the cops called on you
Bob: Want to get arrested?
John: Sure, let's go to Colonial Hills!
by Hellomynameisjohn February 16, 2017
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Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house
Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!
by colonialhouse February 27, 2017
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congical

Similar to a conjugal visit, but for those who are not yet married.
The commish got a congical visit from his vice, and she rather enjoyed it.
by TheCommish08 August 10, 2017
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colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.
“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington
by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017
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CLOVICAL

What can lead to a minor or severe fracture as in the parts of the bodies main bonial system that of what a person acting tremendously clumsy or distracted can then lead to a broken or fractured CLOVICAL
lei'lani broke her clovical while slipping in the shower
by LilGoggles June 15, 2019
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Colonial Williamsburg

The place where you were dragged to go on family vacations (multiple times).

It’s where you can enjoy looking at fake quill pens, push a wooden hoop down the street with a stick, take that super silly photo with your head and hands in a pillory, or enjoy the smell of horse manure as you walk aimlessly up and down the streets looking for a glimmer of excitement.
Carl: Let’s go somewhere where there is nothing to do. Any ideas?
Dean: Maine?
Carl: No too lively…
Dean: North Dakota?
Carl: nope…
Dean: Colonial Williamsburg?
Carl: Nailed it!
by JZ5727285 June 7, 2022
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