Colbert nationalist

An individual member of the Colbert Nation, a group of people enthralled by their Rasputinesque leader Stephen Colbert. Willing to do any number of stunts on the Internet for the pleasure of their mesmerizing leader.

Hey, look! A bunch of Colbert nationalists just spammed UrbanDictionary trying to redefine "Canada's history" as an obscene sex act because Stephen told them to! AWESOMESAUCE. I'll join them!

by mswyrr February 5, 2010

colbee

colbee is a synonym of a gangsta. colbee often pees on the ground. brunette colbee's are the best. very athletic and fun to be around. often gets people weak. beautiful & could be the greatest bff ever.

cheese booty puddles colbee

by wakaflocka123 October 4, 2010

Stephen Colbert

Your typical late night show host who relies on bashing Trump because it’s the only thing keeping his show going.

Person 1: Do you watch Stephen Colbert?
Person 2: Why would I want to watch an hour long “orange man bad” joke?

by dyldyl9 January 28, 2021

Claire Colbear

The best YouTuber ever known to man. She can make you laugh so hard in such little time. She also has a hit song, "Bust Down Big Claire." She is so pretty also and is so nice. She is the best human being on the planet and deserves to live forever.

"Hey did you see Claire Colbear's new youtube video?"
"Ya! She is so cool!"

by bigmike2015 May 23, 2019

colbinista

Colbinista: A group of law and rule-abiding Colbert Nation citizens out to enforce the teachings of our very own superior, Stephen Colbert himself.

Colbinista: A member of the above group.

Derivation: the Sandinista National Liberation Front, or Sandinista and Stephen Colbert's last name.

Provenance: My creation may seen in hundreds of posts on the colbertnation.com message board.

Llooren is a colbinista and writes about Stephen every day.

by Kerojack August 15, 2006

colbeer

South Texas redneck term for a cold beer - usually "Coors Light" or "Bud Light" but ALWAYS a cheap beer and NEVER a expensive beer or a "micro brew!". Plural being "colbeers".

Me and Rusty was sittin' behind a pear cactus drinking "colbeer," and waitin' to smack a hog.

Brodie and Rhonda went to the One Stop to pick up some o' them "colbeers," and bring em out to the barn.

Pete and Ava drove up to the top of the knob to watch the sunset and drink them some colbeers.

by Nick Brothers October 5, 2006

Colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

by Larry S January 2, 2009