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King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.
I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.
by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016
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sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues
That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble
by browns lb February 24, 2017
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Giant oversized cockwomble

by Swarve1991 August 18, 2022
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Cockwombling thundercunt

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!
by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020
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Cockgobbler

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.
She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep
by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013
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Cockwobble

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous
"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"
by RoguePixie July 8, 2020
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Cockwomblingthundercunt

(Noun) A person, more often than not male, though not necessarily gender specific, who are extremely prone to spout total nonsense as well as having an overinflated ego. Often presents as a pseudo psychologist and demands constant attention.
That Mystic Angel dude is a first rate Cockwomblingthundercunt
by RectileDysfunktion February 3, 2021
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