Cockpit Trouble

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")

Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."

by zboss April 27, 2009

Cockpit

1.When u fall into a pit whilst your cock is out

2.Urban dictionary editors

Guy 1: did you know that this dumbass had a cockpit

Guy 2 : Cock

Bitchboy 1 : what do u call urban dictionary editors
Editor: Cockpits because we are trash at picking words

by June 09, 2021

cockpit

v. to insert an erect penis into the armpit of another for sexual pleasure, possibly in the case of more conventional sexual practices being unavailable.

"I'm not on the pill, you'll just have to cockpit me."

by anonymousbastard October 03, 2014

Cockpit

When a woman allows a certain of number of penises into her Vagina, normally 3 or more, her vagina is then nicknamed a cockpit for being a hole where numerous penises go. In short, a cockpit, is a slut's vagina.

Damn, that whore had a loose cockpit. If only she had some self control and didn't have to screw every man she calls a boyfriend.

by big pimpin111 March 17, 2014

Cockpit

Someone who is not right wing or left wing. so in the space between the two wings, therefore-cockpit .

Guy 1: Mate your a good friend but you are cockpit.

Guy 2: oh yeh, well your half cast!
But I love you.

by Max a May 02, 2014

Cockpit

A compartment for the pilot, the co-pilot, and sometimes also the crew, in an aircraft or spacecraft.

The pilot and the co-pilot were visible through the cockpit.

by the random. November 23, 2021

Cockpit

The space under your balls in front of your asshole

Dude Jenny was giving me head last night and she was all up in my cockpit

by Gayerthangays February 26, 2015