Cockwomble

a shit swear word for twats

ohI just can't stand Tarquin! Such a cockwomble

by Cliff Vicious February 1, 2017

Cockwomble

Anybody who supports far right politics, Neo Nazism

Paul Golding and Co are cockwombles

by LeftyWefty July 25, 2015

Cockwomble

JIMMY CONTROVERSY IS A VIRGIN

Jimmy is a cockwomble

by DongWhereIsMyAutomobile May 5, 2018

CockWomble

A total gay bellend!

That Graham Cottee is a total CockWomble

by slsbrooks June 13, 2018

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.

Often tends to waste money on women who will never have any interest in them. Often porn.

Very string gaslighting tendency s.

An individual with Bad life choices

Rhys is such a COCKWOMBLE. Was such an arrogant man got caught, then spent $350 on porn instead of helping his kids.

by Amme13 November 7, 2021

Cockwomble

A creature who searches Wimbledon Common and other public spaces, but not with the intention of "making good use of the things that they find; things the everyday folks leave behind." They more focussed on man meat.

"What a strange time of day to go wombling?"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"

by Grooveyard February 11, 2022

King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.

I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.

by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016