Clyde

Generic term for large (>200lb) Mountain Bike riders referring to an old racing bracket named after the Clydsedale horse.

If you're a Clyde you might need a bigger bike.

by Kreebog March 16, 2011

Clyde

A man who drives his Bonnie fucking nuts, in a bad and a good way. Hes the biggest asshole and sweetest man I know. Handsome little badass & legit. HES ABOUT IT & if you say otherwise, you might get stabbed with a screwdriver. Lol. He's blunt and upfront. About most everything anyways ;) My BESTFUCKING FRIEND no matter what.The only man I know will always be here. Despite what rumors people spread about him, hes the loyalest person I know & protects his family. He doesn't always get it in return though. Except from his bonnie & he better recognize that! Haha he has pepperoni nipples and is very proud of mufasa ;) I hope he knows I appreciate all he does for me, and better never leave me or my stabber WON'T be broken.

Bonnie & Clyde <3
Jmfg & TONYA

by RealBonnie June 8, 2013

Clydesdales on cobblestone

The sound made when a guys balls are slapping off a chicks ass during sex, or the noise made when dudes nuts are slapping together when they are double stuffing a chick.
(CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!)

The sounds of Clydesdales on cobblestone echoed as my buddy and I double stuffed that chick.

by Todd Finger September 21, 2011

Right Turn Clyde

What you say when you wan't your pet Orangutan to hit someone.
As in the Clint Eastwood movie, "Any which way you can"

A guy pulls a gun very close to Clint's characters truck, with Clyde sitting in it, Clint simply says "Right turn Clyde" and Clyde levels the guy...

by BigMontana September 18, 2013

Clyde

someone who is smart, tall, affectionate, and sweet. He likes to smile and can come across as funny and friendly. He’s muscular and is very determined to meet a cute girl that he can talk to. He’s someone that cares about his friends and family even if they’re not known to talk as much. He’s cock is huge and hot and makes love making a huge difference in a girl’s life. He’s athletic and strong. Loves to drink and have a good time when out then lies besides his girl when it’s time to rest. Clydes are amazing sexy and charming dudes with studded earrings.; they have sensitive feelings towards the ppl they care about; especially his girl. They amazing on going on dates and makes sex hot!

Clyde is so hot!
Clyde’s abs are so packed! :)

by Gluemeat October 25, 2020

Clydesdales Collar

See Wizards Sleeve

As in the large collar worn by clydsdale horses to pull farm machinery in the olden days

I'm not saying my girlfriends fanny is slack but it was like shagging a clydesdales collar

by Paul January 12, 2004

clyde

the best name in existence and everybody who has this name is affectionate, affable, attentive, amicable, brave, caring, considerate, cheerful, easygoing, faithful, forgiving, gentle, good listener, honest, heartfelt, kind and humorous.

"yo this guy just bought me a house bro i was homeless"
"he must be a clyde"

by notsomeonenamedclyde March 25, 2021