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Clarendouche

Somoene who lives in the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington Virginia, and exhibits the hallmarks of a pretentious douchebag.

A typical Clarendouche wears brown flip-flops and/or goofy pork pie hats. Clarendouches often are homosexual and have annoying toy dogs that bark a lot.
Phil: Why are there so many tools in that restaraunt? Is the faggot convention in town?

Andrew: They are holding a $95 per person wine tasting event. Expensive and crappy wine draws a Clarendouche like flies to shit.
by TGEoA June 24, 2011
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claret

"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene
by Dave March 26, 2004
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maurice clarett

A term used to describe a series of choices somebody made in their life that left them getting fucked in the ass in jail by a 6'6" black guy named Bubba or Ray Ray.
Scott Peterson pulled a maurice clarett when he killed his wife and threw her in the lake. Now he is in prison for life with "beautiful Bubba".
by Jason W. September 19, 2006
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Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"
by Merchers February 2, 2010
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Clarence

Slang for weed, origin The Big Les Show based on the ugly little green alien Clarence.
"Yo boy set me some Clarence"
by Tomterd11 June 15, 2017
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clarence

a collective noun for different types of beans, specifically the calm, collected, and caring varieties. best cooked into a warm, heart-melting stew.
I've got a lovely clarence of beans at home!
by floopyant September 15, 2020
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Clarenz

The kind of person who are good at math and can memories lectures when taking a sip of coffee. A sleepy kind when it comes to studying but can perfect any exam if taking it seriously. The secret of this kind of person is studying at 3 am.
What’s your secret, how did you perfect the exam? Are you Clarenz?
by Syln November 26, 2021
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