clamitidia

Rape

Jon was a victim of clamitidia

by Ottamay August 6, 2017

Clampion

GIANT SPIDER WITH SCORPION LIKE PINCHERS. VERY DANGEROUS. it has 8 hairy legs, 8 eyes and 2 very large very poisonous scorpion like pinchers. About the size of a king crab but larger. The hair on this beast is skin peircing and is also poisonous. it is poisonous to all senses. EXCEPT TASTE it is a known FACT that if you are lucky or CRAZY enough to get your tounge close enough to the body of this beast it is rumord to be the best drug known to man kind. Cousin to the tranchula and nephew of the scorpion. Known and bread to protect cows from milk stealers and hoarders. Living conditions consists of basements, barns, bushes, tall grass and the amazon. they usually travel alone but they are known to travel in gigantic clusters wich are almost impossible to fight off.

I was going to get milk form the cow but the clampions ran up on me and I had to run away

by mikkz December 18, 2010

campitelli

Campitelli is a italian last name. The family is good looking,Strong,and very athletic. This family usually enjoyes Soccer and hockey and something close to that. This family usually has a son and a daughter and is usually good looking. The family picks up girls and gets the hot ones.

Damn i wish i was like the campitelli family

by John Robbenson May 17, 2016

Clamping

First started in the civil war days when the older brothers and fathers were off to war. The younger brothers had to keep an eye on the other farms, tending to them and making sure the residents were taken care of. This got very boring, so they would bring their fathers stash of booze along.

Currently this tradition contiues by stuffing beers in your pockets, booze in a conceled bottle while urban hiking, is mostly used while camping in the woods or on the beach.

While Clamping me and my friends ran across a cabin in the woods where a man was breaking into the house so in our drunken stuper, we stomped his azz.

by Patrick MFing Stewart June 23, 2010

clambiter

A person, usually female, who eats cunt.
A rug muncher.
A lily licker.
A slit slurper.

Hey, look at Chandler!! What a clambiter!!!

by Penis Van Lesbian January 3, 2004

nipple clamptastic

when something is so amazing, that it is as awesome as a pair of nipple clamps.

"man today has just been a nipple clamptastic day"
"dude, this game is totally nipple clamptastic"

by nippleclampasaurus October 21, 2012

the clamping plate

Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...

the clamping plate

The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.

by Nathan "The Man" Mundine January 20, 2005