Christapher

A Christapher is annoying little spastic. A Christapher would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Christapher is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend

Did u here that Christapher guy get rejected by that girl over there, little spastic

by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020

Christan

A christian is usually a quiet guy whos really generous person. When you get to lnow home hell be the sweetest funniest person you know.Everyone loves christan...

Hey theres christan ima go amd say hi

by Alison delarentes October 25, 2018

christanne

leng one still

christanne is a leng one still

by leng one still April 28, 2023

christanne

a leng one still with leng toes

I love the leng christanne

by leng one still June 2, 2023

Christacinno

How classy people manage day drinking. Espresso based cocktail... With Vodka, coffee Liqueur, cream and a shot of espresso....oh and don't forget the ice. 2oz Vodka, 1oz Kahlua,1oz cream and 1oz espresso shot over ice.

Also see Christaccino, original definition was spelt wrong cause the definition was claimed while we were under the influence.

*Someone says I think I might take a nap* Nope! ... the Christacinnos are on the way...

"Oh man, I need a christacinno to keep me going here"

by HBNZ November 19, 2019

Christanic

Christanic: The Extra Testament; In the beginning was Earth, God and Word. The World was formless in the Universe. We called the World Moon. Subhumans walked the planes and fought endlessly. Infinity ruled by chaos. The Magistrate staved off Famine. Death was under God. The River of Styx carried dozens into Codex the Messiah Kingdom. The Kingdom of Lightning was ruled by 911 Gods, 420 Devils and 607 Angels. Outnumbered; they fought and killed each other. They fought endlessly; But Peace was nigh' for the Lord Jesus Christ entered and smote them all with a rod. Even Jeffrey was smote with a rod with His rod, but that was then this is now. End of Story, Amen. For we where with Him in the Beginning. Jealousy was Prides' Godfriend. Travis and Joseph were exiled to walk the American wasteland forever with Mike Pence and Donald Trump. Garin was mentally loved by all the people, even Kevin who was another one of God's Highest and Most Acclaimed Sons. Infernal damnation was guarded by Dylan. "Even in Hell I have fury, Amen."
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.

She read the Extra Testament of Jesus Christ and it was so Christanic!

by 7G0X October 30, 2020

Chrisanne

Chrisanne is the most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She's usually chill but when she gets mad, get ready for a storm of things rainin' at ya. Chrisanne is Sassy, Cute, Sarcastic, Pretty, Beautiful, and an absolute Idjit :). She's a good friend but if you hurt her trust, You ain't gettin' it back.

When you see a girl being herself, Shes a Chrisanne

by LordPotato3004 November 24, 2021