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Choadi

The abnormal, but strangely pleasurable, sideways curvature of an erect penis.

(a.k.a) where your dick curves to one side when you are hard.
In the fading moonlight, she tugged the young man's slacks off and eased his smooth choadi inside of her as its curvature invaded everything in her.
by Feelmi Teach December 9, 2008
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choadeo

a circle jerk consisting of only people with choads..generally midgets
yea i was just in this massive choadeo this morning
by baconballssach July 3, 2011
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Choadle

Choadle: (v) 1)To choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. This is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. Then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. Often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) An auto-erotic exercise.
"Goddamn it Brian, you burned that shit three times! Go stand in the corner and choadle yourself!"
by Uncle Chicken February 5, 2012
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Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.
When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.
by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011
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chodie foster

Self explanatory

A person who stars in movies of the chode genre
Chodie Fosters filmography Includes Silence of the Chode. The Chode files . Taxi Chode. Chode room. Chodehood
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
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Choadette

A female that is as tall as wide.
The 2 CHOADETTES were fighting over a skinny white boy on the Jerry Springer Show the other day.
by LovingSkull November 3, 2005
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choade worbler

any or all annoying people. the only stipulations are that they look like they have some type of retardation, or speak like they are retarded.
most commonly seen attempting to speak to the cool kids in highschools or colleges. occationally frequents large parties and is found sitting in the corner, either staring at girls that he will never get with, or girls she will never look like.
WARNING: these people are prone to suicide, school shootings, and rape leading to murder, or child molestation.
" Why is Mark talking to us? He is such a choade worbler.
by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008
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