Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.

When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.

by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011

chadess

A female Chad.

Friend 1: See that broad over there? Don't mess with her, she beat up 5 dudes in a bar fight last night.

Friend 2: Damn she's a chadess.

by gabrielecirulli November 3, 2021

choodessny

nadsat for wonderful....lovely word

"how are you my brother?"
"choodessny"

by nicole August 28, 2004

choadass

a variation of a choade

that mutherfucker is a a choadass, fuckin square

by swishamandingo March 4, 2004

Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 7, 2003

choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.

He is such a choadesack

by maxertx June 24, 2009

Choadissimo

Closely related to a Choad ( a penis that is wider than it is long)
A Choadissimo is a person who personifies a Choad.

Jack, Ryan says you's a choadissimo.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003