Chodeblanket

An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.

Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?

by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

Chloe

A Chloe is a girl who is amazing and talented but sometimes has a low self-esteem. She may not feel beautiful or hot, but she is the most beautiful and adorable girl you can ever meet. She is sweet and when she has to say something people will listen. If she ever spills out her heart to you then you know she really trusts you and you better not mess that up! She is just extraordinary and people who are lucky enough to meet Chloe will never forget her outer and inner beauty. You would want to keep her safe and always make her smile just to see that smile that will make your whole day. You would love her more than anything in the universe and you would want to spend forever with her.

I can't believe she is so amazing!

Yeah dude she's a Chloe.

by Navi37 November 6, 2011

chode-dinger

When one is sitting, usually while driving, one would place your phone on vibrate. Once the phone is on vibrate one would place it between his or her legs in the (chode) area. Once somebody calls, the subject would receive a suprsing, kinda good feeling, ringer.

Guy 1: dude, i heard you were in an accident.
Guy 2: yeah man, it sucked.
Guy 1: what happened man?
Guy 2: well i was driving, and my mom called, and she gave me a chode-dinger.
Guy 1: Oh. well that happens.

by conman08 July 18, 2006

chodefest

the coming together of many people who are chodes

"Man, that Star Trek convention was a complete chodefest."

by Cole HM February 11, 2008

chode yodeling

The sound made when one receives a vigorous porn-like deepthroating.

Cindy's gangbang included several encounters that were nothing short of beautifully renditioned chode yodeling.

by Polish Poopsicle May 14, 2017

Ranga Chode

a rather stubby orange chode.

Justin has a ranga chode, its two inches long.

by PornPatty July 26, 2018

Chloe

Normally a medium to small heighted girl. Extremely witty and makes the whole room laugh. Shy infront of new people but very out going with her friends. Liked by most people and the people who don't are just jealous of her insane beauty. She's an adorable girl, who is insecure a hell of a lot. If you give her your heart, she'll give you hers back. She can get a little jealous but it shows she cares. She can talk to all the guys and most girls and is one of the nicest girls going, she hates people being mean about others and is extremely kind and considerate. Everyone loves Chloe. P.s. so cute!

'See that girl over there?'
'Yeah?'
'She's such a Chloe!'

by herpaderp101 October 26, 2012