Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.

If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

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Volume Chumping

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.

Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.

by Snocap November 16, 2006

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go chimpanzee

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.

Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.

by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009

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crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 4, 2005

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champin

-verb:

1. the state of being a champion 24/7
2. to be great and to do everything right

When there is no one better then you and you know you’re the top guy, then you’re champin.

Bro 1: Dude check out that guy over there with the hot ass bitch, yesterday he had another.
Bro 2: Fuck, I know. That kid gets puss…straight up champin.

by Oxford-Dictionary February 16, 2013

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