dutch cheeseboard

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car.

Having been asked if he would like tikka for dinner, Tom replied:
"No thanks, I'm going to Nadine's later for a gang bang and the last thing I want is to bring mature cheddar to the dutch cheeseboard."

by Adambigbaws June 14, 2008

Cheesebat

The usage of the word "cheese" or the idea of cheese in aid of humor or for general odditie or just to reinstate the fact that cheese is awesome. Which it is.

That guy's username is such a Cheesebat, or: That was an exceptionally funny cheesebat.

by noogle November 18, 2003

Cheese Goat

An easy way to describe a goat that produces milk for cheese.

Look, its a cheese goat!

by Cheesygoaty January 13, 2011

cheesygoat

Men liking eachother specially

Those guys have a cheesygoat relationship

by James indoorf May 9, 2018

Cheesegrater

Someone who is considered to be very cheesy either in looks, behavior or both. Considered uncool and inauthentic. Fake.

“Don’t you find the newest host on that reality show to be such a cheesegrater?”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

Cheesegrater

When you grab the back of someone's neck near their shoulders like a dog while running towards them and slam their face off the ground multiple times to disable and incompacitate them.

Have you ever had a cheesegrater?

by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023

Cheesegator

An instigator, but more retarded.

Stop it, you cheesegator

by 9/11MightBeFake April 11, 2024