cheeseboat

1. Douchebag

2. One who lies about their age on a forum

3. To commit an act of beastiality

1. Why did you neg me!? OMG! n00B!

2. Self explanitory

3. So I was cheeseboating the cat and it ran away. Then it came back and licked my butthole.

by kkid28 September 17, 2006

dutch cheeseboard

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car.

Having been asked if he would like tikka for dinner, Tom replied:
"No thanks, I'm going to Nadine's later for a gang bang and the last thing I want is to bring mature cheddar to the dutch cheeseboard."

by Adambigbaws June 14, 2008

cheesebox

Another word for a computer.

Adult book store? Why? I have my cheesebox!

by Anima May 23, 2003

cheesebooger

Spanglish word for Cheeseburger

“Two cheesebooger no ketchaa is 5.99” —Jose from Jack in the Box

by Bojizzle2 April 3, 2023

Chequebook Journalism

Paying people for information, to get the best photos or breaking news.

(boss) Have you got that photo?
(photographer) Not yet. I think we'll need to make a chequebook journalism with that insider. That's the only way to get that photo.

by Amy Spencer June 27, 2013

Cheeseboard

When someone is talking to you and you aren’t really listening but you pretend you are

Hey man, are you even listening to me or are you cheeseboarding me?

by Cheeseboarder November 27, 2018

cheeserocker

A mid nineties phrase used to describe avid listeners of terribly cheesy rock, usually buzz bands. Examples: Nickleback, Slipknot, Korn, Rancid, Bush, Creed and any other music that tries too hard to be cool in order to appeal to a particular genre of music fans but it is not particularly well written or executed. They are usually people that listens heavily to corporate radio, and often the same songs over and over instead of listening to an album. Also known as a poser.

Check out the cheeserocker in that Nickleback T-shirt.

by Biunivoque August 20, 2019