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checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.
Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.
by Muskrat82 May 9, 2022
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The act of saying that you will do something but never do it due the fact you could not give two shits about the person you are talking to.
Sebastian: Ok guys should we move to plan B now
Race engineer: understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you
by Idobedrivendoh September 11, 2020
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Checking oil

A move a soccor player makes to injury or cramp a opponent. A forced plunging of the thumb or index finger into the anus
Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?

Yeah was a two dipper!

Checking oil cramped him right up.
by Kerbangocwm December 4, 2017
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Block-Checking

The action of unblocking someone and blocking them again on AIM in order to see if they're online. This is about the equivalent of knocking on someone's door to see if they're home, then your nerves collapse and you run the fuck away before they see you. Usually occurs after a terrible conversation, which ends up with one person blocking the other. Of course, this just makes the person they blocked attractive, so they make frequent spot checks to see if you're online.
paranoia bacon: i am so freaking awesome
rosesnguns17: what happened?
paranoia bacon: i just bitched out this hot-ass emo chick, and now she's block-checking me.
rosesnguns17: just make sure you videotape it :):):)
by ObeyZod September 15, 2005
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chiching

Celebratory remarks when you've made a deal or money.

A win win situation when the outcome benefits each of two often opposing groups.

The sound of a cash register drawer opening to collect money for a sale.
Chiching! I just won the lottery and the taxes on my winnings will balance the State's budget.
by doodle7 August 26, 2013
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checking

Dating but not official. (not boyfriend/girlfriend)
girl 2: how long have you been checking him out?
girl 2: 1 month.
girl 1: are you going to date him?
girl 2: maybe.
by Miryam January 4, 2009
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obsessive checking disorder

a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.
Marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.
by Lily_of_Geeks October 21, 2009
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