cheapscate

Not wanting to spend money on something that's affordable.

Joe: Hey Steve buy that video game you've wanted

Steve: Nah, not sure I want it.
Joe: Dude you've got $100 bucks just buy it you cheapscate

by Leroy Hamilton November 1, 2014

chapcaked

When someone gets so bummed out they want to shove a fire hydrant up your ass.

She was very chapcaked after I had intercourse with her mom and told me to fuck off.

by Nicknogg double g July 25, 2016

chapcaked

When someone gets so bummed out they want to shove a fire hydrant up your ass.

She was very chapcaked after I had intercourse with her mom and told me to fuck off.

by Nicknogg double g July 25, 2016

Chesapeake Oyster Fill

When you eat out your girl after she has just taken a shit and wiped forward onto her already wet pussy.

Dude, I had the best lasagna last night.
Bro, my girl took a shit after foreplay and asked me to eat her out. I think I was the victim of a Chesapeake Oyster Fill.

by Bubby the hate sponge July 15, 2016

cheapsive

Noun: Something that is not very low in cost, yet still lower than its highest price.

I would like to buy an item from your cheapsive selection.

by Mista Mac April 24, 2017

Chesapeake Blue Crabs

The unfortunate event of having both crabs and blue waffles at the same time

Fuck man, I knew I shouldn't have fucked that whore last night she gave me Chesapeake Blue Crabs

by thesurferdude223 November 9, 2017

Chesapeake Hot-Rod

When you pour hot sauce down your urethra, immediately followed by intense masturbation.

Dude, I was home alone last night and I tried the Chesapeake Hot-Rod, I can't feel anything below my waist

by Jsully757 December 18, 2018