Chelsea hammered

To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.

Man, that girl is Chelsea hammered.

by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015

Chelsea Dagger

A Chesea Dagger is a broken bottle used as a knife or stabbing weapon.
You hold for example a beer bottle at its neck and smash it into a chair or table so that the sharp edges can be used to stab someone.

Sometimes used by drunk footballfans therefor the name.

Mike got into a fight at the pub last night. He got stabbed three times by this london prick using a chelsea dagger!

by SkinnyNorris May 25, 2011

Chelsea

A loving girl and doesn’t take any SHIT from anyone ! Chelsea’s can be a pain in the asses somethimes but just make sure u don’t get on her bad side cuz she will fuck u up like shit .chelseas are really funny and a amazing friend to hangout with ! She is super nice ! You need to have a Chelsea in ur life cuz u would be so happy and fall to the ground dying because she will make u laugh so much ! Chelsea is a HUGE bookworm but u can’t stop loving her for that and Chelsea wants to be so smart to get the best education she can ! Go and find a free Chelsea TODAY !

“Hey Chelsea” friend

“Yeah” Chelsea

“You want to be friends” friend

“ Hell Yeah totally “ Chelsea

“ ok amazing let’s hangout next week” friend

“Ok” Chelsea

by U only live once lmao August 14, 2018

chelsea breakfast

oral sex performed by a man on a man in the morning

Pepe' gave Brian some good old fashioned chelsea breakfast.

by josh28 April 4, 2009

chelsea merrells

Chelsea Merrells is someone who has crazy hair and awesome braces. Chelsea is really hot and can pull everyone. She likes cheese and wont fucking shut up when its the subject (oh and she also wants to go to Africa). She's a pretty cool friend and always makes people laugh. She has a really weird sister but i think her sister gets it from her- Her only somewhat normal sibling is her brother; but only time will tell, maybe he'll catch the disease. anyway, Chelsea if you're reading this have a good day :)

whos that?
oh thats just chelsea merrells, i'd go on my knees for her anyday

by yassy in your mums bed April 27, 2022

chelsea rims

when your car is on cinderblocks because local hoodlums stole your tires

"yo, dawg my whip got jacked for it's tires last night."
"damn they put your shit on chelsea rims."

by skitlz January 5, 2010

Chelsea Nichole Bernd

The most beautiful, loving, caring, and amazing woman in the world.

You are a Chelsea Nichole Bernd.

by r00stre67 March 1, 2021