charcuterie

French word misused by uncultured monolingual Americans to refer to food platters, regardless of whether there actually is charcuterie (ham, prosciutto, salami, mortadella, etc) on these platters or not

- I made a Charcuterie for my daughter's birthday. It had all kinds of candies!
- What? Your daughter had cold cuts for her birthday ?

by Josh9168 March 12, 2021

chapterbate

to masturbate while reading

"Aw man I was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited I had to chapterbate"

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

Chapter 2 Season 4

A waste of your time and your moms credit card.

Friend: Have you played Chapter 2 Season 4 yet?

Me: No❤

by noisnoyesisyes September 7, 2020

Craputer

A desktop or a laptop that has the misfortune to have ads, spyware, nag screens and the like preinstalled by some OEMs

"Wait a second! Popup ads for their partner ISP? I can't use my own ISP? I have to register before I use it? Oh man! It's a craputer!"

by masterjamie December 15, 2008

Beta Chapter of Theta Tau

The most fraternal group of professional men that has ever graced the surface of this Earth. Society as a whole has only this 116 year old chapter to thank for many of the engineering marvels of the world. Also, they are very good looking and athletic.

"Bro that party at Beta Chapter of Theta Tau was the greatest party I've ever been to. Those guys are fraternity legends."

by Lieutenant Arcott Ramathorn March 28, 2022

chavhunter

a hunter of Chavs. Was rare to see even two in an area but due to the unnatural increase of chavs in areas of Essex and Manchester there should be more hunters appearing very soon.

a single chavhunter crouched in the shadows,clutching his chavhammer, waiting for a unsuspecting chav to wander out of macdonalds. alone.

by FearlessHunter December 20, 2007

Chapusero(a)

A person who doesn't perform a job as well as they could or should. In English, it is generally described as a half-ass job.

"Mira, ese Jose no pinto las paredes bien. Hiso un trabajo chapusero."
"Look, Jose didn't paint the walls well, he did a half-ass job."

by Otoniel January 8, 2005