Carphunkles

A gamer that wonders why you put in his Xbox gamertag in the urban dictionary. Hardstuck gold siege player btw

“Why does this fagget named Carphunkles hold THAT peek”

by Itzcarp December 27, 2020

ceph

Short for "cephalopod". Means a person who is soft, slimy, and often less intelligent than your average person.

Brian is such a ceph. He can't even spell his own name! But he can open jars with ease.

by Jongre April 26, 2021

Cephalo

In tecnical terms.. it is the scientific definition for "Head"... hence it is also used to ask a stupid slut to suck you off....

God Damn it Nancy.. I told you I want more Cephalo!"

by Steve July 26, 2004

Carphoneitus

Early 21st century slang. A perpetual moron who is unable to remove his/her mobile phone from their face whilst driving.

Carphoneitus is a phenomenon that effects up to three quarters of the world’s driving population. The cause of this retarded mentality is debatable; some think it’s linked to a prepubescent homosexual infatuation with a member of the same family, while others simply believe it’s attributed to a childhood fear of home computers and the test card. One thing is undisputed however and that is 90% of offenders are actually not talking to anybody, whilst they're driving, they’re just pretending to, as they have no real friends.

by Dr Alucard July 18, 2006

cephus

a great guy with a even greater Dick ,cephus is the type of man that every girl wants to fuck

damn that guy is so a cephus ,just look at all the girls he fucks

by make it rain May 27, 2016

Jasmine Cephas Jones

The epitome of *lesbian panic*

I’m so in love with Jasmine Cephas Jones

by TrashyOctopus29 January 9, 2021

cephalopod

A speedball made of xanax, Oxycontin, Focalin and just a pinch of coke!

"Dude, did you see Nicole?"
"yeah man, she was fucking faced off dose' cephalopods!"

by donsanman April 13, 2010