Centipedo

Same as a pedofile except in an insect form. A picture below is a example taken in a nuclear lab of what these little guys can look like. Be careful. You might have one in your house!

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I have a "centipedo" in my pants!!! HELP

by DanTheManWithThePlanYetWithout November 19, 2018

Human Centipeding

The act of three people engaged in the act of eating the butthole of the person in front of them. The person in front is known as position 1, with the numbers increasing down the line. More than three people is possible, but is strong discouraged.

It was good, until the other three people started human centipeding all over the place.

by thisistotallynotmyname May 19, 2011

Gay centipede

A circle of at least four erect gay men each one standing behind each other, stick their dicks into the rectum of the person in front. If there are enough participants a circle is created.

Ben got the lube so its time for a gay centipede session

by Shakespeare's next of kin April 25, 2017

Human CentiPad

The Human CentiPad is a fictional creation in the season premier of season 15 of South Park. It is a play on the creation of an evil German plastic surgeon and the movie The Human Centipede, in which three people are joined together A2M in order to make a creature with one gastral tract.

The Human CentiPad is the same as mentioned above, but has an iPhone attached to the fact and iPad attached to the rectum. Kyle Broflovski forms the infamous "middle piece." It has 3G capabilities and does not know how to read. It prefers cuttlefish and burritos as its main source of food.

Since Eric Cartman was f*cked by his mom in a Best Buy, Steve Jobs decided to give Eric the first ever Human CentiPad.

by GerblesGerbles123 May 21, 2011

congile

The word is a mix between congeal and child, meaning a fleshy pile of children, usually in a decaying state. In ancient Mesopotamian societies games of king of the mountain were often played on congiles of an epic proportion, bro.

Person 1) "hey man, did you get rid of that congile in your garage yet?"
Person 2) "no man but I need to, its starting to stink. I've got some pitchforks in the shed if you want to help out."

by KNJ... Ripp'd November 28, 2011

cergio

A Man that is very outgoing and is always happy..Cergio's are good to be around and set good examples ..

Mike is such a Cergio,he sets in an amazing role model for my kids and brightens there day

by Official UrbanDictionary March 29, 2017

Pencil-Centipede

When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".

"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023