Carlyle

A fat ugly witch that likes to suck your soul and your happiness. Everybody hates her. Stay away from a Carlyle

Oh no!! There's a Carlyle!!! I GOTTA RUN

by I.am.a.butthole. February 25, 2017

Carlisle Cullen

The Olympic Coven's ( also known as the Cullen Coven) " adopted father/sire" he got all the cullens to become animal drinking vampire "vegetarians " He also seems to think that because he and the rest of his family drink animal blood they are automatically better than all human blood drinkers and is Christ reborn.

Friend: What the heck, Carlisle Cullen makes no sense, it's called a blood bag idiot.

Me:I know right like what the heck Carlisle quit acting like you are so much better than everyone just because you don't understand the meaning of real food and rabies,I mean they're animals for god sake.

by HelloTwithches September 16, 2016

Carlisle Allen

An awesome beautiful girl

She's Carlisle Allen!

by Carlizle September 4, 2016

Carlisle

The sickest cunt you will ever meet. Cool guy. Thinks hes a sexy beast but that's up to you to decide.

Hey did you see carlisle, isnt he just the sickest!

by 50000 voltstothenipples February 1, 2018

Carlisle

A walled city, protector of the city(people), defender

Carlisle is so good to its people.

by Magic!an June 9, 2021

Carlisle

Tall goofy coconut with squidward ear ting. Heart of gold reliable super supportive as a friend.

Only thing bigger than his cock is his body count

Common known for playing gotcha you looked and using phrases like "wanu"and "your cheeks"

PSA : Do not mix with alcohol

GUY1 Met Carlisle lastnight seems pretty cool

GUY2 yeh no doubt shame my 10 yr old could drink him under the table

by Definetly not callum November 23, 2021

Carlisle Cheese Grater

A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.

Yo dude me Tom, Mike, and Garrett pulled a Carlisle Cheese Grater on the town bop last night.

by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025