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carlysle 

the greatest person on earth. wish i was as smart. she is literally a genius. so funny. practically a comedian. dave chapelle wishes.
“omg carlysle is hilarious. i wish i was twice as cool”
carlysle by isawurdad March 20, 2023

robert carlyle 

Scottish Actor - Best known for roles such as 'Begbie' in Trainspotting, 'Gaz' in The Full Monty and 'Raynard' in The James Bond film The World is not enough.

Recently starred in the film ' 28 Weeks Later'

Very Good actor
' am not leaving here till i find out which c*nt did it' - Begbie - Robert Carlyle(Trainspotting)
robert carlyle by sugar_fairy October 25, 2007

Carlisle Sleepover 

An instance in which an individual sleeps in a random person's home in the Carlisle, PA area after a long night of raging. This individual must be blacked out. This mental state can be achieved through many combinations of substance consumption. Carlisle Sleepovers typically occur, but are not limited to, sun rooms, garages, bulkheads, etc.
Me: Dude why are you covered in sticks and brambles?
Goli: I had another Carlisle sleepover last night. It was awesome.

Me: What a legend!
Carlisle Sleepover by yeeeson October 29, 2011

Carlisle Cullen 

Dr. Carlisle Cullen is the "adopted" father of Edward Cullen and his "siblings" in the novelTwilight by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire, but works at the local hospital because he likes to help people.
"It could happen to anyone," Carlisle Cullen spoke to Bella and she felt a tugging sensation on her arm.
"It COULD, but it just about seems to just happen to me." Bella sighed.
(or something like that)
Carlisle Cullen by alice cullen April 16, 2007

Carlisle 

small town. hell on earth until you leave. heaven on earth until u get back.
"im from carlisle"
"dude, that town is sooo cute"
"I know. its amazing i love it"
*** goes home***
"I hate this fucking small ass town"
a funny, smart, attractive, and respectable human being of many talents.
look how everyone is so drawn to that Carlyle
Carlyle by anonymoney February 4, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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