1 definition by Definetly not callum

Tall goofy coconut with squidward ear ting. Heart of gold reliable super supportive as a friend.

Only thing bigger than his cock is his body count

Common known for playing gotcha you looked and using phrases like "wanu"and "your cheeks"

PSA : Do not mix with alcohol
GUY1 Met Carlisle lastnight seems pretty cool

GUY2 yeh no doubt shame my 10 yr old could drink him under the table
by Definetly not callum November 23, 2021
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