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carlisled 

The disorienting, debilitating, life-changing feeling that comes when first hearing 80's power-pop ballad "Heaven is a Place on Earth", coupled with the realization that a woman with the name "Belinda" can actually be hot.
Is that guy having a seizure?
Nah man, he just got carlisled.

Why'd our CTO just up and quit?!
Carlisled at the holiday party.
Ah.
carlisled by Viv Ward November 21, 2016
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Austin Carlile

The amazing and beautiful frontman/screamer to the band Of Mice and Men. Austin is incredibly tall and is super nice. He has Marfan Syndrome and got surgery, and he has been through a ton of shit yet he continues to make other people happy, and takes hate from a lot of people but doesnt give up. Aust is also shipped with his best friend Alan who plays rhythm guitar in his band, their ship is "Cashby".
"Why are you so obsessed with Austin Carlile?"
"Cause he's rad AF"
OR

"Austin Carlile or Die"

Austin Carlile

The ex-screamer for Attack! Attack! and is now in a band called Of mice & men. He is freaking amazing at vocals and did all of the recording for "someday came suddenly" by Attack! Attack! and was also the vocals for the I kissed a girl cover on punk goes pop 2.
"Is Austin Carlile awesome?'
"Very"
Austin Carlile by sonofamitch May 20, 2009

carolised 

The act of mistreating somebody else's crockery or kitchen equipment.

Can also be used as a term to describe something foolish or completely mad.
Person 1: Arrghh my saucepan is stinkin!
Person 2: Dude! You've been carolised! :P

or

Turning off all the lights and radiators on a cold winter evening for no apparent reason.

Carlisle Sleepover 

An instance in which an individual sleeps in a random person's home in the Carlisle, PA area after a long night of raging. This individual must be blacked out. This mental state can be achieved through many combinations of substance consumption. Carlisle Sleepovers typically occur, but are not limited to, sun rooms, garages, bulkheads, etc.
Me: Dude why are you covered in sticks and brambles?
Goli: I had another Carlisle sleepover last night. It was awesome.

Me: What a legend!
Carlisle Sleepover by yeeeson October 29, 2011

Carlisle Cullen 

Dr. Carlisle Cullen is the "adopted" father of Edward Cullen and his "siblings" in the novelTwilight by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire, but works at the local hospital because he likes to help people.
"It could happen to anyone," Carlisle Cullen spoke to Bella and she felt a tugging sensation on her arm.
"It COULD, but it just about seems to just happen to me." Bella sighed.
(or something like that)
Carlisle Cullen by alice cullen April 16, 2007

Carlisling

The act of tricking somebody into listening to Belinda Carslile. The act usually involves creating false expectations but also works quite well as a total surprise. Pre-dating Rickrolling by several years, I first begun this practice by slotting Heaven Is A Place on Earth into random Thrash or Death Metal mix cd's given to friends.
1. Hear that? Yo man, we just got Carlisled.

2. Hey man, I've warned you about all the Carlisling.
Carlisling by SamGreen July 10, 2010
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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