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Douch Canoe

Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.
What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.
by cableguy7464 July 29, 2009
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Candle Cove

A fictional television show airing on channel 58 at 4:00pm back in the early 1970's.

It was about a young girl who imagined herself to be friends with pirates. In reality, the pirates were marionette puppets. The ship was called the Laughingstock. The pirates included, but are not limited to, Pirate Percy, The Skin-Taker and Horace the Horrible.

The show only ran for a few months after it disapeared without any warning. The final episode was random shots of the puppets screaming and the young girl crying. It did not have a plot line.

In reality, the children who watched the show would actually tune their televisions to static and watch dead air for 30 minutes. The show could only be seen by children and their parents believed they were using their imagination to view a show called Candle Cove.

The show is a creepypasta and was written by Kris Straub. It is told through 4 people on a fake chat forum talking about a television show they used to watch when they were children.

The story and television show are completley fictional; Do not let people tell you they've viewed the show or that it is true for it is not real.

A fake video of the last episode of Candle Cove can be viewed on Youtube.

The story can be read by googling 'Candle Cove'
Candle Cove is not, nor never was, a real television show.
by ohsnapitzzhannah June 22, 2011
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Candler

Someone who is very attractive and witty. They get good grades and get laid. Basically a perfect man.
I want me a Candler so bad!
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Candle Yeast

A scary man who refuses to open his mouth without an autotune mic in hand.
Not to be confused with the rapper Kanye West
"Did you hear Candle Yeast's new song "I wanna be Elvis (feat Sarah McLachlan)"?
by username23 February 17, 2009
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Frozen Canoe

When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.
Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!
by Melizabeth Blones January 29, 2009
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Doosh Canoe

When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.
Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
by Butternutz77 November 17, 2010
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Douche Canoe

Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.
"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"
by Dino V. February 19, 2007
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