who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010

Amish Candlestick

A sexual manuver where one shits into another person's ass until the reciever's anus is completely full. A wick or rope is then placed into the shit filled ass hole when still maliable. When the shit hardens the "candlestick" is then ready to be removed and enjoyed.

"Did you make that Amish Candlestick yourself?"
"No, I had some help... ROFLCOPTER (soi soi soi!!!)"

by Father Odenkirk August 29, 2007

candyass

1. noun, a way of calling someone a butt, or hating them.
2. noun, or just a way to make you look stupid

(Lola)-whore! stop kissing my boyfriend!
(Brina)-at least im not a candyass!
(Lola)-HA! What's a candyass?

by jali January 6, 2008

candlestein

The best webmaster ever. Candlestein, as he is affectionately known as by Spartacus, Andrew, Max, gozman, (Blocked), jpo, LighterFluid, Garface, mccolls, Hyter, Tzar, Stipo, Guru, Buccaneer, commieboy, Katmunge, and the rest of the F2 crowd. He runs F2, and is a moderator on Flecko. He is omniscient, omnipotent, and a Halifaxian. His actual handle is clandestine. See kickass, intelligentsia, and administrator.

Hey, candlestein! Can I join F2?

by Spartacus September 8, 2004

Candyfloss

When a guy cum a girl in her mouth, then he punches her in the stomach so he couches cum and blood - then it looks like a candyfloss

Dude i just candyflossed her

by Drull April 14, 2009

candyass

its the new word for a hoe.

that girl over thee be a candyass.

by lauren February 28, 2005

candlesnake

Similar to Monkeyshit
Not quite a snake, not quite a candle, but it can be anything and everything in between!
This includes, but is not limited to, verbs, nouns, and mammals

How many candlesnakes are there in the monkeyshit?

by Andrew Reddin April 12, 2005