Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.

by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010

Candyman

A drug dealer.

The CandyMan comes to the ghetto every other tuesday in Detroit.

by Maguire September 1, 2003

candy cane challenge

When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them

Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.

by HowLowBTieName December 13, 2019

Candyland

A slavery plantation owned by a very racist Leonardo DiCaprio, as seen in the movie "Django Unchained".

"I just got me a fine black woman from Candyland."

by Expert-TechShirt January 8, 2013

Candy Cane Dick

A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.

Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!

by God_One November 24, 2013

candyman

Southern Expression. Refers to a man who strives to sexually please lonely women. Like a cross between a sugar daddy and a gigalo, with no money changing hands.

Baby, I have no savings and I live in a rented trailor, but I can still make you feel real good-- lemme be your CandyMan

by Nookie_Monster August 16, 2006

russian candy cane

The proscess of sexual intercourse with a girl during her period, then pulling out with your dick bloddy and ejaculating in her mouth and her putting it on your dick for a red and white dick.

"The Russian Candy Cane was so sweet and delicious.

by Gandhi44 November 5, 2004