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Canadian Margarita

A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.
Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?
by shemalabuh May 22, 2023
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canadian teamwork

the act of passing off a task that is assigned to you to someone else and then taking the credit as if you did it
Canadian: "hey can you do this for me, eh?"

later that day;

Canadian: "yo boss, I got it done just like you told me to.

Can I go home early and watch hockey, eh?"

Other employees: "that's what you call Canadian teamwork.

he is such an eh-hole"
by Jonquez December 3, 2009
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Canadian enema

Oh eh, Tom's trying out the Canadian Enema eh. Let's watch.
by CanadianTom January 4, 2019
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the cardigans

Most under rated band in the world. Their best songs are:

Feathers and Down
In The Round
Live and Learn
I Need Some Fine Wine and You, You Need To Be Nicer
Sick and Tired
Erase and Rewind
Godspell
The Cardigans Long Gone Before Daylight rocks my face
by pacogarcia May 18, 2008
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Giving someone the Canadian

1. Fucking a guy in an underground parking lot
2. Brushing a man's girlishly long hair in a very homo way
I saw this guy Giving someone the Canadian in the parking lot and he was brushing his girlishly long hair while doing it!
by SOTsyndicate September 1, 2012
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Canadian competition

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.
My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.
by Bert Bravo August 21, 2017
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Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.
"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014
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