Canada

The fictional land of maple syrup, hockey, and waterproof money.

"All these people saying they'll move to Canada will be disappointed when they find out it doesn't exist."

by Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi August 10, 2018

Canada

I wish I were from Canada.

Me: I ask God at night why I was not born in Canada.
Canadian Guy: Damn straight.

by Some cock stole my name. September 20, 2007

Canada

The country that gave us awesome stars, like Drake, Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, and Ryan Gosling. They also gave us Justin Bieber.. but they can have him back.

"Omg, I love Canada."
"I know. I love their syrup."

by BieberHater11048 June 27, 2010

Canada

a country with laid back, down to earth canucks, a place where you can walk down the street smokin a doobe! a place where the sexiest beast in the world lives.

I want to move to Canada so I can shag the beast!

by hah like I'd tell u November 7, 2004

Canada

ahh land of the beautiful. natural looking people. they are latte drinkers, yoga-doers, sushi eaters, fleece wearers, web bloggers, and non ignorant. they know whats going on in the world. act friendly & positive. many canadians try to help the environment by recycling. lead active lifestyles (they ski, do yoga, go running, cycling...etc) vancouver, bc is one of the healthiest cities in the world (#3 to be exact) the national parks are gorgeous in saskatchewan & manitoba.

canada is heaven.

by a n o n y m o u s 1 January 24, 2007

Canada

Who?

"Who is that?"
"I'm Canada! CA-NA-DA!"
"Is that America?"

by Proxas March 31, 2010

Canada

A place where nothing happens.

Zach: Woah dude, did you visit Canada recently?
Simon: Nothing goes on in Canada Zach.

by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017