Callahan

An elderly confused man, suffering from dementia. Reliving his glory days without realizing he is indeed much past his prime. Essentially any 80 year old who believes he is still capable of being a functioning member of society.

The orderlies at the Mohecan elderly home on fox news were quoted "These Callahans just don't realize how little they are capable of anymore. They're stuck in the past, believing they are still playing college football with their leather helmets."

by Goulet198 September 15, 2009

Callaghan Teeth

To have teeth that are nearly all black, close to bum teeth but a little worse.

You check that chick out?! She had some hackin Callaghan teeth!

by Guy Who Has The Beer October 23, 2005

callahanswrld

The short comedic relief character for bpatts23

callahanswrld Is short

by pbatts32 June 25, 2021

Callahands

Callahands is an amazing tiktoker, who is friends with QuackGenic and Tubbdive. They are always active on the QuackGenic Tea Party discord server and overall a really nice person. He goes by any pronouns, so when referring to her mix it up every now and then!! Please respect them and anybody related to them (+ the amazing mods that maintain the server)!!

Callahands is such a nice person, I want to be their friend!!

by enbysoot July 15, 2021

o’callaghan

pretty freaking cute, awkward but the good kind

did you see o’callaghan? what a babe amirite

by lgbtaehyung May 15, 2018

Michael Callahan

Alpha Male... ALPHA MALE!

Holy shit it's Michael Callahan the alpha male.

by Metthman October 30, 2019

aidan callahan

A very incredible male, usually with a larger than average penis. Most women find them incredible irresistible and extremely sexy. Women easily get aroused when around them.

Wow, look at that Aidan Callahan on the other side of the street. I would totally have sex with him on the spot.

by Dude01 October 12, 2013