Calibri Body Girl

A Female who found her true calling, discovering Calibri as her preferred font for her body. Not to be mistaken with "Times New Roman Foot Boy" and "Comic Sans Head Douchebag".

OMG I'm officially a Calibri Body Girl now!

Hey girl! What did you use on your body? - Oh just Calibri.

by David Crystal October 5, 2012

calibri

A heroic font that dethrones corrupt political mafia governments.

Calibri brought a long-sought justice and peace to Pakistan

by Alyminium July 11, 2017

soul calibur

The tekken, virtua fighter, and dead or alive killer.

when i use cervantes, no 1 can beat me at soul calibur

by Brandon M July 16, 2005

calibratio

The act of spending an excessive amount of time calibrating a piece of home electronics, e.g. a home theater or stereo system.

My buddy said he would buy me a six-pack if I came over and performed calibratio on his new HDTV.

by swoodie February 24, 2009

Caliversal

Like universal, but pertaining only to California.

Because California is the center of the universe, it is logical that things now considered universal had their origin as a Caliversal thing.

by Octothorpe September 17, 2005

soul calibur

A Sweet game originally on the Dreamcast, with the sequel comming out for the Xbox, PS2, and Gamecube, each version with its own charactor. With a fighting system more dynamic than DOAs, and more akkin to Virtua Fighter than Tekken, Soul Calibur I and II are both supremley kick-ass, and sweet.

I Enjoy playing soul calibur on my Dreamcast.

by Muldowney May 5, 2005

butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

by cmoney55 September 9, 2011