Calfed

When you fuck a girl so hard that when she goes to walk her legs give out like a baby calf

I calfed that girl so hard last night she fell down when she go up to walk to the bathroom.

by Sr.Ridiculously winning June 15, 2020

caffeine

A WAY OF LIFE!
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!

NEED CAFFEINE NOW!!

by Outsider Looking In October 8, 2008

Chinese Finger Cuffed

Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.

My brother and I Chinese Finger Cuffed Hilary Duff last night. It was a real bonding experience.

by the anticool October 10, 2008

Cuffed Jeans

If you’re gay, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re straight, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re any other sexuality, you wear cuffed jeans. Literally nobody cares. It’s fashion not a label.

Person 1: “Ooooh are you wearing cuffed jeans? Are you bisexual?”

Person 2: “Nah fam, I’m not bisexual. I just thought they were cool.”

by E of the PTC July 5, 2019

Caffeine

The only drug that isn't controlled without an age limit, and is the norm to be addicted to. I've suffered from caffeineism...no fun.

Person 1: Did you get your caffeine this morning?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just be legit and get some cocktails instead.

by idolfreak002 June 13, 2011

caffeineaholic

someone who is highly addicted to caffeine and will go crazy if they go several days without it. they need caffeine like a alcoholic needs alcohol

Amber's a caffeineaholic; she needs rockstars and redbull. she went for days without caffeine i thought she would go crazy

by xxprplxhipposxx August 23, 2008

caffeine nap

When you drink coffee or caffeinated soda, then take a nap, and when you wake up in 30 mins or an hour, the caffeine is just starting to work, so you're very awake.

Ah shit, I'm totally wiped out. I stayed up until 6am at that party.
Dude, here's some coffee. Take a caffeine nap.

by Notorious R.E.D. April 10, 2007