Streamers Crest

When a chronically online streamer gets a head dent from wearing their headphones too much.

Have you seen Curtoss' head? Wearing those headphones all the time gave him Streamers Crest.

by Tanookiboi June 25, 2023

Canyon Crest Academy

Canyon Crest Academy is a public high school within the San Dieguito Union High School District that serves grades 9-12. Canyon Crest Academy is mostly an upper class school with students from Rancho Santa Fe, Fairbanks, Carmel Valley, Del Mar, Solana Beach, and Encinitas. The students mostly drive Mercedes, BMW's, Lexus, and other nice cars. But don't let this fool you. Canyon Crest Academy is well known for their outstanding academics, athletics, clubs and programs such as Envision, and the arts. Technology is brand new with teachers having smart boards (touch screen white boards), projectors, computers, and labtops. Canyon Crest Academy's first graduating class will be in 2008, where the senior legacy will forever live on.

Canyon Crest Academy students work hard and play hard.

by CCA Ravens May 14, 2008

Canyon Crest Academy

Secret zombie research labaratory in which mad scientists teach biology and manage to defy the laws of physics by burning coffee. the zombie research labaratory is located in the subsystems below the school only accessable through elevators not available to students. the only other access to the lab is the window underneath the library, which looks out onto the band rooms. several students have been taken into the labs for testing. these students often return to campus with symptoms such as bags under their eyes, being fond of the word "amazing" and possessing symptoms similar to those found in attention deficit disorder patients.

Chris Redfield: Dude where are all these zombies coming from????

Leon: i think the source is Canyon Crest Academy...

Jill: D00d THATS AMAZING!!!

Teacher: FEEL MY BURNING COFFEE! NREGGHHHHHH!!!

by Kilg0h and Apache April 30, 2009

Cedar Crest College

Cedar Crest College: a private, four-year women’s college known for its stellar nursing program. If you come to this school for any other reason, you’re likely a scrub who got rejected from her top choice schools. If you’re looking for male interaction on campus, you can look no further than the male Saudi students, who seem to be here due to a fluke in the system (or possibly, due to copious amounts of funding to the Crest from the Saudi government?) Anyway, if you’re not down with brown, you can try an array of douchey white frat boys from nearby Lehigh University, the campus you’ll eventually end up at if you want to get the true party experience in college. If, however, you choose to stay on campus for the weekend, prepare to be bored with Cedar Crest’s nonexistent social scene and leftover dining hall food from the school week. And if you’re a prospective student or incoming freshman, welcome to your next four glorious, estrogen-filled years at the Crest!

*at a party*
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?

by eucalyptusweed November 14, 2017

glen crest middle school

where kids think they are everything and perfect but everyone is just a bunch of basic white 6th graders. at glen crest there are only about 6 real friends you can choose from. all the boys are either to stuck up and ugly or shy and even more ugly. everyone there always says they want to go to the other schools but then decides to stay and hate it. when you tell someone a secret it gets around the whole school in about 0.5 seconds.

mia: i told jordan my secret about.. him and now everyone knows

maddie: it’s probably the popular people.. glen crest middle school am i right

by chuckycheesepizza May 4, 2019

Venus Crest

A venus crest (ally to the wheetus nest), is the creator of the wheetus nest, and put them together with a few edits of them using their powers. The venus crest helped the wheetus nest discover themself, revealing its confidence. the venus crest is a master manipulator that can gaslight people into thinking someone is something they are not. This is very handy when the wheetus nest has trouble with penis chests, and wheetus nest hunters.

The name was created because the wheetus nest loved space - Venus, the planet, and crest, as in crescent, of a moon.

“Venus crest, how did you create me? (from a wheetus nest)”
“Sugar, Spice, And everything nice!!
Sin, Sin city wasnt made for you. Listen backwards, kiddo.”

by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023

Cedar Crest Highschool

A highschool located in lebanon PA. Most of the girls are rich sluts who spend their weekends at the country club with their parents who don't pay to much attention to them other than to give them money or creditcards. The guys are drunks who spend daddy and mommys money on alcohol and weed. The kids at this school are relitively smart but they are usually hungover or just dont care because mommy and daddy will fix everything. The girls are pretty nice but very big spoiled brats. The guys are fun but hang with the same crowd. The middle school is worse, this is were the spoiled brats and alcoholics are born. Before middle school, there sweet rich kids, after- their bitches and alkies.

Some people are born lucky, they go to cedar crest highschool

by Aislynn Moren December 3, 2006