white crayon

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.

I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.

by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006

brown crayon

When, no matter how many times you wipe, you keep getting that single streak of brown.

Jesus! Is there, like, a brown crayon in there?

by Fred Foo August 21, 2007

Purple Crayon

Black dick

That white girl loves the purple crayon

by Hanleezy April 21, 2009

poo crayon

a log of shit that "draws" on the inside of the toilet when you flush

i could have given my toilet to the museum after that poo crayon

by progun December 04, 2008

fudge crayon

a wet turtle head capable of smearing skid marks into your underwear

'oh man, I've got a serious fudge crayon going on and it's drawing a pretty picture in my pants'

by RowdyRoddy January 08, 2010

Crayon Eater

A derogatory term used to identify US Marines, often used by the other branches who feel inferior to mock their supposed stupidity.

Chair Force Guy: You serve?

Jarhead: Yes.

Chair Force Guy: What unit?

Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.

Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.

by MackDaddy69 May 08, 2019

Crayon-eaters

People who main Titans in Destiny 2.

Guy 1: Yeah, I main Hunter in pvp
Guy 2: Hunters are pussies, Titans are way better
Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao

by whataboomer December 15, 2019