craigslist

|krāgz•list|
verb

to use the website craigslist.com to post another person's address and photos in the personals section in order to trap the target into surprise anonymous sex, esp. used as a form of revenge.

abbreviated cl

Friend (girl): "Oh god, (bidet) cheated on me. I can't believe I trusted him! I can't believe how badly I'm shaking! I'm crying so... so hard. I feel like dying. I'm going to kill myself!"
Me (boy): "No, wait!"
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Hold on. OK. I just craigslisted him since I still have his address."

Alex Jones: "Man, someone craigslisted me and I had to fight off these old fat white men who wanted to be my daddy and tried to force me to be their butt slave. Must be the Illuminati!"

by señor cunty February 21, 2010

craigslistin

the act of exploring craigslist for hoes and emailing their post back to them is called craigslistin

dude, I've been craigslistin the fuck out of some hoes tonight!

by [e-mail] May 30, 2009

Heading to Craigsville

An expression used in place of, "We're fucked." Commonly used on Jump Mountain during bear season when hunters have lost their dogs and the sun is rapidly setting.

"Well, we lost our dogs when we were chasin' a bear, so I guess we're heading to Craigsville."

by APkid January 21, 2009

craigslist girl

A girl who uses craigslist to advertise herself and proceeds to have sex with lewd older men in exchange for money. they make a TON.

Man: that was amazing
Girl: of course, I'm a craigslist girl, this is my living, literally.

by aaron mitchell f July 11, 2006

Craigslisty

An adjective used to describe people, and actions that may be considered suitable for placement in an ad on craigslist.

Bobbi Jean: "That guy looks like a rapist."

Anna May: "Yeah. He's so craigslisty."

by Mister Pike February 8, 2010

Craigslist

A revolutionary online classifieds site that allows people who wish to buy or sell goods and services online to be raped or murdered by total strangers.

Nobody, absolutely nobody, thought my idea for changing the way unsuspecting victims were entrapped into life-threatening encounters with sociopaths had a chance. Nobody except me, that is. ~ Craig Newmark (founder of Craigslist)

by NotCraig090y March 4, 2011

craigslist drunk

Intoxication at the level that involves utlizing high speed internet to cruise Craigslist for whores.

Tommy snuck out the backdoor of the bar because he was craigslist drunk.

by jb- November 2, 2010