Cow

Playstation 2 fanboys are often reffered to as Cows in the Gamespot system wars forum

The Cows have been owned, DMC 2 flopped!!11!! its true 5 starz!!11!

by Tarik January 12, 2004

Cowing

When a man is behind a girl and the girl is on all fours, the man must "bust" then just knock her over to either his left or right. (somewhat resembling traditional cow tipping)

I got that girl on all fours but she kept on nagging so I had to go cowing.

by buggy07740 January 21, 2010

cow

mother-in-law or otherwise displeasing woman

her mom is a giant cow

by themainevent November 17, 2003

cows

big black and white animals that live in the country and sit on their lazy fat asses and eat and shit grass all day. mooooooo!

a cuz be careful there are COWS on this road.

by carlos999 March 12, 2009

cow

1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)

1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.

by Jake February 20, 2004

cow

(N.) A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.


Delicious.

I just had the most delicious steak in the world!

by take the money and run April 3, 2005

Cow

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

by ewan January 3, 2005