Chrysler

A strong person who doesn't need the help of others to survive, but a soft person when it comes to his lifeline.
by Vincent Jackson County Sheriff January 04, 2022
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Chrysler Crossfire

Literally a cockblock. If you own one, this is why you don't get laid.
"Man, I can't believe I'm 36 and a virgin. Maybe it's time I sell my Chrysler Crossfire so I can get some poon!"
by VanillaThunderStick March 06, 2020
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Chrysler Rock

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.
Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.
by QuacksO August 02, 2023
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Chrysler 300

Idiots called it the “poor man’s Rolls Royce” but I called it the “above average Toyota Camry”. It has a V8 (No Camrys have V8’s). It’s Luxurious, not a Camry, Not all poor people own 300s, and similar to a Camrys V6, the HEMI is a RELIABLE but not-fuel efficient engine
Stop dissing the Chrysler 300, it is an icon to the auto industry. And also you annoying buttholes, it is not a “pOoR mAnS rOlLs rOYcE” do you see poor people own a 300 SRT-8 SHEEESH. Go diss on the stupid first gen Lexus Is (IS300) that car is shit, slow and bland, so bland that granny’s drive them, and HEMI is a million time better than that stupid-ass 2JZ 💩
by EMD F59PHI July 16, 2024
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Chrysler turban car

Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".
Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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Chrysler Lover

Chrysler Lover means partaking in raping minors and anal sex with your neighbor
Hey Kade Let’s have A Chrysler Lover party
by Smith_43 January 30, 2024
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Fritz Chrysler

Early-20th-century dude who both wrote/played lovely violin-music and invented a well-known brand of auto-bubble.
It's too bad dat in-dash car-stereos didn't become popular till da '70's after Fritz Chrysler had passed away, or he night have included some tapes of his violin-music with a new-car purchase for his customers to enjoy.
by QuacksO July 22, 2019
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