Child

A sub-human creature that, with time and luck, may grow to become human. The inevitable result of repeatedly having unprotected sex.

I would not kill a man without being heavily provoked, but a child? They're not even human yet.

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

child

See wordyoungin/word.

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Child

A non-human animal. When the child turns 18 they automatically become human. Children are not allowed to watch pornography, buy alcohol, smoke cigarettes, vote, drive (without owners permission), serve in a human military such as the Army, or do many other human only things. For more information please look up slavery.

17 Year Old Child: I can't wait till I turn human tomorrow!

by AOM August 15, 2008

child

Synonym for demon.

I can definitely wait until parenthood.

by Cortana Dragoon September 5, 2005

Childe

A wild species found in the weightroom of Nahroes house

Waachiim SpiritWolf is a childe

by Batman55555 November 27, 2013

Child

Little needy demon brats that won't leave you alone for one second

THIS CHILD I GONNA MAKE ME GO MENTALLLLLLl

by Trashy_Muffinz April 2, 2020

Child

A small human who tends to scream.

Man, tommyinnit really is acting like a child right now.

by Sydneyplaysminecraft October 21, 2020