carless

When you can't drive. Someone who dosen't have the skills to drive a vehicle or the money to buy a car. They can either be poor, suffer from some kind of mental illness or just be so slow they can't obtain a driver's license. Can also apply to hippie types but these are less common.

Sonny and M. Rehmeyer are carless due to their terrible financial struggles, lack of an education and epilepsy and or other sorted mental disorders.

by heeh,,, February 14, 2008

I could care less

"I could care less" reminds the listener of your human compassion as an American. You are essentially telling him or her, "as you can tell from my clearly stated opinion, I do not care very much at all about this subject I am referring to. However, let us never forget that--if I wanted to--I could care even less." As we are sometimes prone to speak in hyperbole, e.g. "people who park crooked like that should be disembowelled and set on fire" (when a jail term would obviously suffice, given the spectre of rape), "I could care less" is an institutional phrase that compels us to remember our power must be tempered with mercy, which is expressed in the form of restrained indifference. Just as there is no real limit to justice/revenge beyond the constructs of liberal rhetoric, apathy is an abyss that must be skirted prudently. Without care, one could, without realizing it, become so indifferent to a subject that he or she neglects to even opine about it. On a large scale, this would threaten the core dynamic of what it is to be American: the unstoppable force of limitless guidance checked only by the immovable object of absolute unreceptivity to the guidance of others. "I could care less" is an enshrinement of self-discipline.

"I could care less but will not, for to care any less would render this subject unworthy of my spoken opinion."
--George Washington

by Stormy McCloud December 18, 2012

carealess

not caring about something

I couldn’t carealess what you do as long as we don’t go to jail, die, or wreck.

by Daniel James B March 17, 2008

Carelessimp

A person who’ gay and sucks at everything.

Wesley is a carelessimp

by Tired Texan June 4, 2018

I couldn't care less

The correct version of i could care less. Something to say when you really don't care about something/someone.

person 1: My phone died :(
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!

person 2: i don't care.

by tenyaiida July 8, 2020

I could care less

This means I dont care. If someone takes this phrase in the literal sense, then they will ask you "Do you mean I couldn't care less? However, the speaker of the phrase fully understands the meaning as, I dont care.

Michael: How do you feel about religion?
Paul: I could care less.
Michael:Do you mean you couldn't care less.
Paul:Yes but in the general sense I mean that I dont care.

by Princeoftheheavenlyhosts October 23, 2015

I could care less

According to most people, a stupid phrase that means the opposite of what's intended.

According to a few people, a sarcastic way to say you really couldn't care less.

Probably what was originally intended is a phrase like "I could give a shit," just a little more subtle than "I don't give a shit." Or "I could give a damn." So they could care less, but they still don't care.

Melissa: But we have to hurry back or we'll miss the final of American Idol!

Sam: I could care less about that, just as long as we don't miss Glee!

by Olypoly June 29, 2011