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carpenter's dream

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!
by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019
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Burnley Carpet

Burnley Carpet: Inexpensive brown floor covering, popular in the north of England.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.
Just moved into the bedsit, it has a lovely Burnley Carpet.
by Wilko1984uk October 8, 2014
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Shark carpet

Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago
"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."
by Tacitblu July 19, 2016
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Magic Carpet Ride

Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.
My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021
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Carpet Baby

When a baby is conceived by semen picked up off of the carpet. Often done by the "scooting method" where the male ejaculates onto the carpet and then the female scoots her vagina across the semen-covered area.
Ethan's insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby.

Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
by bobsagetlover1 August 9, 2010
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Carp

1) Someone who is not at all sus.

2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."
"Carp's not sus, unlike Gurcsik, who may be sus."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."
by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023
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