Buttsex

1. The best thing ever. Anywhere.

2. The act of getting royally screwed over.

1. Minaki gave Matsuba buttsex last night!

2. Dude! The repair man really buttsexed my computer this time!

by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

buttsexual

When someone is so obsessed with butts to the point where it becomes a sexual deviation.

Man, I saw that guy on everyone's ass last night. He's such a buttsexual.

by Dan Devine May 7, 2005

Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

by The Poonman July 3, 2009

buttsweat angel

Angel-wing like pattern created on sheets, furniture, or other upholstered material by sweat on the bottom partners butt during extended and/or vigorous sexual activity, especially of the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl variety.

Named for its similarity to imprinting the pattern of your moving arms and legs in snow to create a "snow angel".

Not to be confused with the sex puddle or pussy juice cocktail.

1) Get on this side tonight. I'm not sleeping in the buttsweat angel!

2) Just like a snowflake, no two buttsweat angels are exactly alike.

by jennimus prime August 21, 2009

buttsxe

basically the scrambled version of subtext, but buttsex works too.
blabbbbeeee ahhhahuhuhuhjaaaaj

"i got a word from a corssword today, and it was buttsxe"
99% of population- its buttsex
pyshcopaths- subtext
everyone else - BRUH MOMENTE 100000000000000000000000
me - ligma balls

by flobbyblobby57 November 6, 2020

ButtSec

"An information technology division which represents protection from the greatest security penetration threat an organization can face."

"Taco Bell's corporate IT infrastructure is notorious industry-wide for their poor ButtSec."

by 40ozGorilla October 21, 2020

buttseckz

Love from behind.

You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:

1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.

Guy A:I gave Nadja great buttseckz.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.

by Bari March 30, 2005