buffer

Bri, you're a right buffer!
by Duder78 June 26, 2009
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buffers

a combination of buff and butters. usually a guy with a buff body and a naysty face. generally a person, male or female who is somehow smokin hot and crusty rugly at the same way, most frequently a nice body and a bad face or vice versa
taylor lautner
jay sean
dumbass: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!!!
me: ew him are them buffers ting. you am these paedo.
by lloyydd May 21, 2010
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buffer

The name by which gipsy’s call people, who live on the grid, with social security numbers, attend school, and own a home. A buffer is the term that the gipsy’s call basically real people, whom they lift stuff off of. As used on the FX show The Riches

I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.
by John Yanchunis April 03, 2007
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buffer

Sandy needed more coke so she sucked the candyman's dick.
by Maguire September 10, 2003
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buffer

this is a man with a massive penis, i mean HUGE!
you are hung like buffer
by jeffrey1234567 September 01, 2005
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Buffer Nut

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018
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Boner Buffer

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.
by LGUNNER October 31, 2009
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