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marko bruiser

Marko Bruiser is a punk rock musician from Massachusetts. Formed the band "Marko and the Bruisers" in 2008
by PunkRockGuy November 23, 2019
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Butthole Bruiser

Butthole Bruiser: A human being who drives an obnoxiously loud and lifted truck, with lights in the wheels brighter than anyone's possible future.
Bryan really became a Butthole Bruiser when he bought that 2011 Dodge Cummins with the rock lights
by XerxesManifest June 8, 2025
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Kujo bruiser

The man the myth the legend the gypsy king ain’t nobody stopping Oliver hare
kujo bruiser is coming I need to be careful or I’ll die
by Kujo bruiser February 11, 2020
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Bruiser

Having one testicle or one nut. Just one.
Man, testicular cancer only left me with one Bruiser!

Keyser, WV is the home of Bruiser.
by VanHalenBro July 4, 2023
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Cervix Bruiser

A penis so large that it can and will bruise any cervix or bussy (large cock)
My friends dick is so big it's a cervix Bruiser
by dtk801 March 25, 2025
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