Bromergency

An event which is top priority involving your bro being in a state of emergency. When all things must be set aside for one bro to save another.

Dude, we have to go right now, Devin's car died. Its a total bromergency!

by kkrzykdn June 14, 2010

Broverboard

When a bro does an act that is most definitely overboard.

I went broverboard when I ate all the Doritos that my bro bough for himself.

by The Chillest Bro of All Time May 12, 2010

Broker

1: one who acts as a middle-man in large quantity drug deals (specifically marijuana)
a : a person with lots of connections both socially and business-related, who is trusted by both the buyer and the seller to facilitate the actual transfer of product and payment for a small fee.
b : a person who negotiates the terms of a drug deal and guarantees a safe and smooth transaction

2: Weed Broker
3: one who sells or distributes marijuana

Is Dan still a broker? Because I got a buyer who just flew in from New York and he needs somebody with good connections.

by Leahzlatest July 24, 2017

Broner

Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.

I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.

by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020

Brower

(noun).

Literally, "brewski in the shower". When you can't wait, nothing beats a cold beer in the shower.

Hey man, whats taking you so long?

Sorry, had to take a quick brower.

Sweet, bring the rest of your beer over here already!

by beerme20 June 6, 2010

Bronzer Toe

Multiple layers of skin peeled off by the unfortunate event of wearing a high heel. Each layer becomes a different shade of discoloration, resulting in a patch of skin resembling a bronzer palate.

Francesca: Your toe looks like my fucking bronzer palate!

Anna: Honey, I know. It's a bronzer toe.

by gigiomo July 13, 2011

Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012