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Baobai

The most beautiful and gorgeous girl in the entire universe.
Her beauty can't be compared.
Baobai is beautiful.
by KouXwb November 7, 2011
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boba run

The act of obtaining boba.
I'm off on a boba run. You want anything?
by joe April 1, 2004
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bobafub

Pronounced (bow-BA-fub) - An acronym used to describe a very large, unattractive and unpleasant female.
Expanded- Big Ole' beefy ass fat ugly bitch.

Origin – unknown high school football field in Arizona.
You girlfriend is hot but her friend is a Bobafub!
by adamrafael4 January 12, 2009
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Boba Bomb

The act of busting (or creaming for women) into your hand, only to smack your partner in the face with said nut, while projecting the phrase "BOBA BOMB!"

This should only be performed when your partner refuses to swallow or to receive a facial.

The phrase uttered while performing the Boba Bomb can be substituted for other phrases such as "Make me a pie!" or "HADUKEN!"

The smack can be substituted for a direct or open palm face punch, although this is highly unrecommended, because this reverts the Boba Bomb into a form of the strawberry shortcake.

Remember to say the phrase as loud as possible, as the point is to startle your partner before impact, as well to alert anyone within earshot about your intentions.

The HADUKEN with open palm face punch doesn't count as a strawberry shortcake, it just counts as awesome.

The Boba Bomb can be made into a competition with the point system being:

Performing the Boba Bomb: 10 points.
Haduken: +4 points
If partner cries: +2 points
If partner comes back for more afterwards: +10 points
If partner likes it: you just have mad props.
If partner makes you a pie afterwards: +20 points
If partner performs the Boba Bomb on you: -50 points and loss of respect*

The person with the most points at the end of the set time period wins and all others must bow to their greatness as well as tell everyone how much better sexually then they are themselves. Also, they must buy the winner taco bell or something.

Notes -
*(This can be done by the woman creaming in her hand and smacking her partner, or by letting her partner bust into her hand, and smacking him with his own nut.)
Example 1:
Guy: Hey baby?
Girl: Yeah?
Guy: HADUKEN!

Example 2:
Girl 1: So how as your date with Keven?
Girl 2: I don't want to talk about it...
-Awkward Silence-
Girl 1: He did it didn't he...?

Example 3:
Guy 1: Dude! SHE MADE ME A PIE!
Guy 2: FUCK! Alright... let's go get some Taco Bell.
Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: ... let's go get some Taco Bell, he who is greater sexually then myself.
Guy 1: That's what I thought.

Example 4:
Girl: I don't want to swallow...
Guy: That's cool baby, no worries, I'll just bust in my hand.
Girl: Yay!
...
Guy: BOBA BOMB!
by Keven Romeo Bean April 13, 2008
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brobandonment

When one or more of your bros move away and/or get into a relationship, and/or start a new business venture, and do not hang out with you anymore.
Ever since Keith moved away, I have been having serious brobandonment issues.
by Lonnie Meters May 7, 2016
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bobalido sled

when a man is having sex from behind on top of a stairway then grabs the woman's arms and rides her down the stairs
i gave the teacher a bobalido sled so we could have a sub for the rest of the year
by extreme dan July 5, 2006
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Blobalisation

People growing extremely fat all over the world. Starting in one country and spreading all over the world.
Blobby people everywhere!!!
" Blobalisation is a serious problem in the world nowadays with people eating and eating "

" When you keep eating so much Hamburgers Mary-Ann, you will never stop the growing blobalisation! You understand? "

" As long as the Fashion week still exists and girls are throwing up their food to stay skinny, there will be no blobalisation sweety "

" No, that ain't blobalisation, that is just one fat dude. And ONE FAT DUDE is not a world wide problem as long as he will not multiply himself, see?! "
by Minkeloneous April 29, 2009
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